...Er, um, Hello!

My name is Augustus. I have parents. Sometimes life can be difficult. I possess the great skill of being able to charm the socks off of anyone who chances to spot me, a rare occurrence indeed. [The spotting, that is; not the charming!]
However, for you, Dear Reader, I am prepared to divulge my deepest thoughts and perspective of the world, mostly because if I don't tell somebody what is going on around here, I am going to pop!
But be warned, proceed with caution: Living with Mummy and Dad can be rather harrowing at times...

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Relatives Are Coming!



Look out...!
Man the boats...!
Every cat for himself...!
Women and children overboard...!
Run for your liiiiiivesssss.......................!


I just found out Monday is a holiday.
*faint*

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