Gussie Grey: Ambush at Sunrise

...Er, um, Hello!

My name is Augustus. I have parents. Sometimes life can be difficult. I possess the great skill of being able to charm the socks off of anyone who chances to spot me, a rare occurrence indeed. [The spotting, that is; not the charming!]
However, for you, Dear Reader, I am prepared to divulge my deepest thoughts and perspective of the world, mostly because if I don't tell somebody what is going on around here, I am going to pop!
But be warned, proceed with caution: Living with Mummy and Dad can be rather harrowing at times...

Friday, January 27, 2012

Ambush at Sunrise

My calico cousin Tippy attacked me this morning for no good reason. I was just sitting in the window, admiring the sunrise and looking extremely cute, when she got all hostile and fuzzed up and, frankly, looked pretty scary! She's nearly half my size, so one can imagine she is pretty big, and one can see why I am scared of her. On my [immediate] departure, she took my spot in the window.

I tried to find another window but there were cats in all of them. I asked Mummy why we have to have all these cats but she was no help - she says if she has to live with them then so do I. So there it is.