Gussie Grey: Earth-ShAtTeriNg News

...Er, um, Hello!

My name is Augustus. I have parents. Sometimes life can be difficult. I possess the great skill of being able to charm the socks off of anyone who chances to spot me, a rare occurrence indeed. [The spotting, that is; not the charming!]
However, for you, Dear Reader, I am prepared to divulge my deepest thoughts and perspective of the world, mostly because if I don't tell somebody what is going on around here, I am going to pop!
But be warned, proceed with caution: Living with Mummy and Dad can be rather harrowing at times...

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Earth-ShAtTeriNg News

You’re Doing What???

Are you mad?

Kittens? Living here?

We can’t have kittens - they turn into cats!

We already have cats.

When Mummy broke the news that two young blisters of the deck variety were coming to live with us, I rued the day I ever spotted her playing with them out there. I might have known she would pull a sneaky like this. In broad daylight, too!

And Dad had the audacity to be at work at a time like this, the Hound. I tried to warn him that Mummy was up to something but he seems blissfully unaware of her schemes. One might say willfully…

Well, that is it then.

All my hopes of having a quiet future are dashed. And now I must settle into the task of training these little urchins and teaching them the house rules. What a chore.

I think I need a nap.