...Er, um, Hello!

My name is Augustus. I have parents. Sometimes life can be difficult. I possess the great skill of being able to charm the socks off of anyone who chances to spot me, a rare occurrence indeed. [The spotting, that is; not the charming!]
However, for you, Dear Reader, I am prepared to divulge my deepest thoughts and perspective of the world, mostly because if I don't tell somebody what is going on around here, I am going to pop!
But be warned, proceed with caution: Living with Mummy and Dad can be rather harrowing at times...

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Tip Of The Day


cCcRaSsH!
*scamper, scamper, scamper*
Never [wheeze],
ever [wheeze, wheeze]…
tip-toe through the tulips [wheeze]…
if they are in a vase!
*SiGh*

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