Poor little Mummy is hopping about on one foot today,
all
that is left of her after a vicious attack by a brute of a kitten named Mosby!
There she was in the living room, minding her own business while reading a nice
book, her feet dangling over the back of the sofa [which sits conveniently - for
a certain kitten - about 6 inches from the wall…], when from nowhere (or
rather, from behind the sofa) came terrific sounds of scuffling – irrefutable
evidence of the presence of fuzzy little blighters in pursuit of a brawl.
I
happened to be resting along the back of said sofa, thinking of this and that,
so got a bird’s eye view of the proceedings. After much tornado-like activity
between Morgan and Mosby, the latter decided the sofa needed a lesson in
manners as well and began snatching and scratching at the slipcover.
It appeared, from my vantage point, that Mosby mistook
Mummy’s foot for an appendage of the sofa (an arm, perhaps, or a pillow?) so
gave it a triple-clawed swipe for good measure then went on his merry way.
Mummy yowled not a little, Mosby giving her a questioning
glance as he passed from view ‘round the corner. The vile wretch hadn’t a clue
about the destruction left in his wake!
So now Mummy is wounded and may not last the night, and we
will starve because I am sure Dad does not know how to feed us properly – all
because Mosby can’t tell the difference between a sofa arm and Mummy's toes!
uh oh - Mosby sounds like trouble! :)
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