Tumty-tum-tee….Hmmm??
What’s this? New
entries? Half a second….Someone has been in my diary!
I can’t believe it!! I
must tell Mummy….
Mummy!
Yes, Augustus, dear?
Someone with very bad
grammar has been writing in my diary!
Oh, my! I wonder who
it was, Precious?
Lemme see…hey, wait a
minute! It was Mosby and Morgan, the little Squirts! They have been mucking
about and writing all over everything! Do something!
What shall I do about
it, Gussie, darling?
Now, Augustus – is it
really as bad as all that? Perhaps they just wanted to meet your friends. After
all, your friends are so very nice, and you did tell Mosby and Morgan all about
them. What do your friends have to say about the extra entries?
Welll…they…er..um, well, they agree with me – Mosby and Morgan need to be sent to bed
without any dinner!
Did they really say
that? I can’t imagine any of your friends saying
such a harsh thing. Let me read what the little darlings wrote….Hmmm…oh…Ha, ha, ha – isn’t that cute, Augustus?
They are such clever little fellows, and just look how they brag about you!
*blink, blink* Well…I
s’pose it is kinda cute…”meetloaf”, hee, hee, hee! Hmm...I guess it’s okay. But
Mummy…
Yes, Sweets?
Are they going to get
a diary of their own?
I don’t know about
that – they are still a bit young. Why do you ask?
Because their writing
is atroshus!
That’s “ATROCIOUS”,
dear one.
Oh…um, er…that is
what I said….isn’t it?
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