Aaaaaaaah, the allure of fresh sheets on a fluffy down mattress, fragrant with lavender which Mummy kindly uses in the wash, surrounded by down pillows and topped with a [somewhat lumpy] cotton voile comforter….
Never - I repeat - NEVER attempt to lie down on an unidentified lump in the bed without first checking under the covers to be sure it isn’t actually Nutmeg! I learned this valuable life lesson just today, when I felt the sting of sharp teeth in my hindquarters – through the covers, mind you - just as I was settling down comfortably for a nap. Changed my life, I can tell you!
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