Gussie Grey: Mummy’s Gone Mad!!

...Er, um, Hello!

My name is Augustus. I have parents. Sometimes life can be difficult. I possess the great skill of being able to charm the socks off of anyone who chances to spot me, a rare occurrence indeed. [The spotting, that is; not the charming!]
However, for you, Dear Reader, I am prepared to divulge my deepest thoughts and perspective of the world, mostly because if I don't tell somebody what is going on around here, I am going to pop!
But be warned, proceed with caution: Living with Mummy and Dad can be rather harrowing at times...

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Mummy’s Gone Mad!!

I just spied Mummy brushing some red stuff on her toes, and it is the color of blood! It smells really foul, too. I caught a whiff, wrinkled my nose up and ran!

I think Mummy may have been bitten by a vampire or something.

Or maybe she IS one!?

Yipes!