Those Darlin’ Clementines

Oh, my darlin’,
Oh, my darlin',

Oh, my daaarlin’ clementines,

You were sit-ting on the table

In a pret-ty crystal bowl.

It was quiet,

No one was around,

So I snaaaatched one up and ran.

Batting it this way,

Batting it that way,

All about the kitchen floor.

I was having fun,

Having so much fun,

That I faaaailed to notice when

Mummy opened up the door and

Made her way si-lently in.

Now I’m on the run,

Fearing for my life,

As She graaaabbed the tiny sphere.

 I am hoping

To be able,

To come out before next year!