Today something
extraordinary happened (not as amazing as Dad's recent cattitude but almost) –
the windows got cleaned!
There I was, sleeping
in my favorite spot in Mummy's office while she worked, when suddenly screens
went flying and there were faces in the windows, everywhere I looked - mad
people flinging watery spongy things at the glass. I ran as fast as I could to
get to my hiding place under the bathtub, shouting along the way for my fellow
kitizens to make a break for it or die. No one listened except Nobbie; “Nice
knowing you”, I said to the others as I sailed past. So Nobbie and I dove
behind the window seat and slid under the tub together. Then we waited...
Sure enough, next
thing we know there were these people all over INSIDE the house, whacking at the
windows and sloshing water buckets and stuff - we were terrified 'cause we
thought they were going to kill Mummy or steal our fish or something.
But our Mummy is too
clever for them - she managed eventually to get them out of the house AND she
got them to clean up the mess they made with the windows.
So we got a window
cleaning out of the ordeal. AND they didn't steal the fish, either - very nice!
At least the windows are clean now!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds frightening! At least you all are okay and they didn't take your fish!
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