Remember me telling about giving Mummy the kiss? And how she melted, and how I would get away with anything? Well, APPARENTLY it doesn’t apply to eating the extra banana nut muffins that were left sitting on the counter. I mean, I just ate the tops off - it’s not like there weren’t plenty of the other parts to go around. Besides, everyone had left the room (remember Counter Intelligence Rule #1!) so naturally I assumed nobody wanted them. What do they expect a guy to do? It isn’t human nature to ignore such delightfully sweet treats.
Not to mention, I can’t really tell which Mummy is more irritated about – eating the muffin tops OR getting on the counter [again]. Seems like a pretty fair balance of both, since I have been banned from the kitchen until I “learn some Manners”, whatever that is. Sounds dashed unpleasant to me.
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