...Er, um, Hello!

My name is Augustus. I have parents. Sometimes life can be difficult. I possess the great skill of being able to charm the socks off of anyone who chances to spot me, a rare occurrence indeed. [The spotting, that is; not the charming!]
However, for you, Dear Reader, I am prepared to divulge my deepest thoughts and perspective of the world, mostly because if I don't tell somebody what is going on around here, I am going to pop!
But be warned, proceed with caution: Living with Mummy and Dad can be rather harrowing at times...

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I’ve Done It Now!

Mummy has fuzzy behind prints on her freshly painted windowsill, courtesy of me! Somehow, after all the scraping, sanding, spackling, sanding, priming, and painting, I was under the impression she was DONE dominating the window scene. Apparently not, ‘cause when she saw me settling in for a relaxing afternoon of bird watching she freaked and flailed her arms about, sending me into a tizzy of where-do-I-go’s and what-do-I-do’s.
If no one hears from me for a while, messages can be sent to Augustus, Esq., Beneath The Tub, Bathroom Common.

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