...Er, um, Hello!

My name is Augustus. I have parents. Sometimes life can be difficult. I possess the great skill of being able to charm the socks off of anyone who chances to spot me, a rare occurrence indeed. [The spotting, that is; not the charming!]
However, for you, Dear Reader, I am prepared to divulge my deepest thoughts and perspective of the world, mostly because if I don't tell somebody what is going on around here, I am going to pop!
But be warned, proceed with caution: Living with Mummy and Dad can be rather harrowing at times...

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Comforter Alert!

Aaaaaaaah, the allure of fresh sheets on a fluffy down mattress, fragrant with lavender which Mummy kindly uses in the wash, surrounded by down pillows and topped with a [somewhat lumpy] cotton voile comforter….
Never - I repeat - NEVER attempt to lie down on an unidentified lump in the bed without first checking under the covers to be sure it isn’t actually Nutmeg! I learned this valuable life lesson just today, when I felt the sting of sharp teeth in my hindquarters – through the covers, mind you - just as I was settling down comfortably for a nap.  Changed my life, I can tell you!

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